Let's play a game I like to call "Spot the Juicehead".
If you watched the reality MTV phenomenon "Jersey Shore", you might be aware of the acronym GTL - gym, tan, and laundry - the ultimate guide for guidos/guidettes to feel great and no doubt look hawt.
For some reason, ever since this show appeared, I realize that more and more men/women in NYC are actually a big fan of GTL-ing and maybe even take it a little bit too serious. At points, I like to think they're put on earth for my entertainment. But as our friend Rach would say, "I am a bitch" (IAAB).
Take this guy to my left. Upon entering Central Park on a COLD Spring day, I could not help to notice this man and his ugh shiny ORANGE body attempting to get a tan - or entice a lady or two to join him.
This was evident from his routine of flexing his muscles, sexting on his cell, and from the fact that he was BY HIMSELF.
He is definitely more attractive than an oompa loompa, not by much though.
Anyway, in his honor I have developed a short song that should be sung to the tune of "Day Man"....
"Orange man..ohhh wooahhh. Master of the spray tan. Ooooh woahhhhh. Champion of the SUN. Ohh wooahhhh. You're a master at fist pumping and posing for everyone."
-LD
If you watched the reality MTV phenomenon "Jersey Shore", you might be aware of the acronym GTL - gym, tan, and laundry - the ultimate guide for guidos/guidettes to feel great and no doubt look hawt.
For some reason, ever since this show appeared, I realize that more and more men/women in NYC are actually a big fan of GTL-ing and maybe even take it a little bit too serious. At points, I like to think they're put on earth for my entertainment. But as our friend Rach would say, "I am a bitch" (IAAB).
Take this guy to my left. Upon entering Central Park on a COLD Spring day, I could not help to notice this man and his ugh shiny ORANGE body attempting to get a tan - or entice a lady or two to join him.This was evident from his routine of flexing his muscles, sexting on his cell, and from the fact that he was BY HIMSELF.
He is definitely more attractive than an oompa loompa, not by much though.
Anyway, in his honor I have developed a short song that should be sung to the tune of "Day Man"....
"Orange man..ohhh wooahhh. Master of the spray tan. Ooooh woahhhhh. Champion of the SUN. Ohh wooahhhh. You're a master at fist pumping and posing for everyone."
-LD
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